Poopy Panties Philosophy & Founder

💩 About Poopy Panties

A Movement Movement

Let’s face it — poop is weirdly taboo for something so universal.
We all do it, and yet we act like it's shameful, dirty, or embarrassing.

At Poopy Panties, we’re here to flip the script.

We believe that poop is powerful — a vital sign of your health, your nervous system, and your ability to let go.
We believe that your gut is your second brain, and your bowels carry more wisdom than most billboards ever will.
We believe healing can be sacred and hilarious. That grief, joy, and laughter all live in the belly.
And we believe it’s time to celebrate what’s been silenced — with softness, sass, and a bold butt logo.

🧚♀️ Meet the Founder

🌸 Acupuncturist. Colon Hydrotherapist. Poop Philosopher. 💩

Hi, I’m Kelly—and yes, I’m dead serious about poop.

For the last 13+ years, I’ve worked as an acupuncturist and colon hydrotherapist, helping people heal from the inside out. And by “inside,” I mean the deep, often shadowy places we don’t always talk about—like the gut. Like grief. Like shame. Like constipation.

My own healing journey has been shaped by a lifetime of digestive issues—some conquered, some still teaching me. But one thing I’ve learned for sure:

Your poop tells the truth. And so do your shadows.

Colonics changed my life. Studying the gut became a fascination, then a calling. Over time, I realized this wasn’t just about digestion—it was about detoxing the emotional sediment that builds up in our bodies and minds. The gut holds it all: anxiety, fear, trauma, and unspoken shame. When we bring it to light, the whole ecosystem can come back into balance.

I’ve worked in rehab centers and walked alongside patients at the end of life. I’ve held space for pain, for healing, and for the cathartic power of laughter.

And I’ve come to believe this:

Shadow work doesn’t have to be scary. But it does have to be real.
And if we can’t laugh about it… we’ll never let it go.

That’s the magic behind Poopy Panties—
A cheeky, irreverent, heart-centered brand dedicated to gut health, shadow integration, nervous system healing, and poop-positive living.

It’s a love letter to our insides.
To the weird, the sacred, the funny, and the messy.
To detoxing shame with sparkle and silliness.
To turning the murky muck into gold. ✨

I believe:

  • 💩 Poop is sacred.

  • 🌿 Detox is a ritual.

  • 🎤 Comedians are modern-day shamans.

And if we can embrace even our swampiest parts with humor and love, we can live lighter, freer, and more fully alive.

Stay tuned—soon a portion of proceeds will go to a foundation that supports comedians and storytellers who help us face the dark with lightness and truth

📸 Meet Me (for real)

The Professional: 

The Poop-Fairy Version of Me:

Yes, that’s my actual colonic machine—pretty magical, right?

 

  • ✨ Why Poop?

    Because poop is more than waste — it’s release.

    It’s your body’s way of saying,

    “I’ve taken in what I need, and now I’m letting go.”

    That’s not gross — that’s enlightened.

    And yet, from childhood, we’re taught to hide it.

    To rush it. To hold it in.

    To ignore the wisdom of our very core.

    We’re here to change that.

    One pair of undies at a time.

  • 🩲 Why Underwear?

    Because nothing gets closer to the truth. 😉

    Underwear is intimate. Personal. A statement.

    Whether you’re wearing them for a laugh, a healing ritual, or as a secret reminder that your body is worthy and wise —

    Poopy Panties are an invitation to come home to yourself.

  • 🫶 Who It’s For

    Poopy Panties aren’t just for one type of person — they’re for everyone brave enough to embrace the full, fabulous mess of being human.

    They’re for:

    💩 The gut health warriors with a supplement shelf that rivals a pharmacy

    💩 The nervous system retrainers learning to breathe, soften, and release

    💩 The ones healing from chronic illness, one bowel movement at a time

    💩 The radical self-lovers who know pooping is a pleasure, not a problem

    💩 The fierce, hilarious Aunt who overshares about her latest BM at every holiday dinner (and honestly, good for her)

    💩 The friends who text “I pooped!” as a spiritual victory

    💩 And the boyfriend who knows that fart jokes are forever 💨❤️

    Because real healing comes with a sense of humor — and the people who can laugh with you through it? They're the real sh*t.

  • 🌱 Why Now?

    Because we’ve spent too long pretending our bodies are wrong.

    Pretending we’re “too much” or “not enough”

    … when really, we just need to let sh*t go — literally and metaphorically.

    In an age of filters, control, and disconnection, poop reminds us that we’re real.

    Alive. Raw. Beautiful in our function.

    Poopy Panties is a love letter to the human body.

    A wink to the inner child who maybe needed more celebration during potty training.

    A rally cry for gut wisdom and comic relief.

  • 💖 The Sacred Art of Letting Go

    Behind the glitter and giggles, there’s a deeper message:

    Your body is your ally.

    Your digestion is your truth-teller.

    And letting go is a holy act.

    Whether you're on a healing journey from chronic illness, reclaiming your nervous system after trauma, or just trying to poop like a champ again — you belong here.

    This is a place where laughter meets liberation.

    Where your gut gets the spotlight.

    And where radical self-acceptance starts... from the bottom up.
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