FAQ

🛍️ ORDERING & SHIPPING

Q: When will my Poopy Panties arrive?
A: Our undies are made-to-order just for your magical butt. Please allow 2–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order ships!

Q: Where do you ship?
A: We currently ship worldwide—because poop jokes are universal. 🌍

Q: Do you offer free shipping?
A: Yup! You’ll see how close you are to free shipping in your cart. Add one more pair and boom—magic.

👙 SIZING & FIT

Q: How do I know which size to order?
A: Check out our Size Chart! If you're between sizes or like a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up. These undies are stretchy, but your cheeks deserve room to breathe. 💨

♻️ FABRIC & CARE

Q: What are Poopy Panties made of?
A: Right now, they’re a soft poly blend. We’re working on adding 100% cotton (and organic!) options—because healthy butts matter.

Q: How do I wash them?
A: Cold wash, gentle cycle, air dry or low tumble. Treat them like the sacred cheek covers they are.

🧻 RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Q: Can I return or exchange my undies?
A: For hygiene reasons, we don’t accept returns. BUT if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, email us at hello@poopypanties.com and we’ll make it right.

💩 RANDOM (BUT IMPORTANT)

Q: Are you serious about poop?
A: Absolutely. Poop is funny, healing, and sacred. We’re all about destigmatizing gut health and body talk—one cheeky pair at a time.

Q: Can I collect them like Beanie Babies?
A: YES. Each design is numbered. Some are limited edition. Collect them, gift them, frame them. Poopy Panties are wearable art for weirdos with hearts.

Q: Do you sell anything besides underwear?
A: Oh yes—shirts, stickers, and surprises are coming soon! Follow us on Instagram @poopypanties to stay in the loop. (Or the toilet swirl.)

  • ✨ Why Poop?

    Because poop is more than waste — it’s release.

    It’s your body’s way of saying,

    “I’ve taken in what I need, and now I’m letting go.”

    That’s not gross — that’s enlightened.

    And yet, from childhood, we’re taught to hide it.

    To rush it. To hold it in.

    To ignore the wisdom of our very core.

    We’re here to change that.

    One pair of undies at a time.

  • 🩲 Why Underwear?

    Because nothing gets closer to the truth. 😉

    Underwear is intimate. Personal. A statement.

    Whether you’re wearing them for a laugh, a healing ritual, or as a secret reminder that your body is worthy and wise —

    Poopy Panties are an invitation to come home to yourself.

  • 🫶 Who It’s For

    Poopy Panties aren’t just for one type of person — they’re for everyone brave enough to embrace the full, fabulous mess of being human.

    They’re for:

    💩 The gut health warriors with a supplement shelf that rivals a pharmacy

    💩 The nervous system retrainers learning to breathe, soften, and release

    💩 The ones healing from chronic illness, one bowel movement at a time

    💩 The radical self-lovers who know pooping is a pleasure, not a problem

    💩 The fierce, hilarious Aunt who overshares about her latest BM at every holiday dinner (and honestly, good for her)

    💩 The friends who text “I pooped!” as a spiritual victory

    💩 And the boyfriend who knows that fart jokes are forever 💨❤️

    Because real healing comes with a sense of humor — and the people who can laugh with you through it? They're the real sh*t.

  • 🌱 Why Now?

    Because we’ve spent too long pretending our bodies are wrong.

    Pretending we’re “too much” or “not enough”

    … when really, we just need to let sh*t go — literally and metaphorically.

    In an age of filters, control, and disconnection, poop reminds us that we’re real.

    Alive. Raw. Beautiful in our function.

    Poopy Panties is a love letter to the human body.

    A wink to the inner child who maybe needed more celebration during potty training.

    A rally cry for gut wisdom and comic relief.

  • 💖 The Sacred Art of Letting Go

    Behind the glitter and giggles, there’s a deeper message:

    Your body is your ally.

    Your digestion is your truth-teller.

    And letting go is a holy act.

    Whether you're on a healing journey from chronic illness, reclaiming your nervous system after trauma, or just trying to poop like a champ again — you belong here.

    This is a place where laughter meets liberation.

    Where your gut gets the spotlight.

    And where radical self-acceptance starts... from the bottom up.
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