Collector's Corner

💫 Collectors Corner 

At Poopy Panties, we don’t just make underwear — we craft cheeky collectible treasures for the bold of heart and bottom. Each design is created with love, laughs, and a little bit of mischief — perfect for gifting, flaunting, or proudly hoarding in your sacred top drawer.

🌟 Limited Editions
Some designs are only available for short runs. Once they sell out, they’re flushed back into the vault — though surprise reruns may drop from time to time. Stay tuned, stay weird.

🏆 Style Numbers
Each panty has a collector number so you can track your growing collection. Our debut launch, Glitter Shitter, is officially Collector’s Item #001. Rare gems like the Golden Turd Power Panties are labeled and treated with the reverence they deserve.

📸 Join the Roll Call
Share your sacred stash with us using #PoopyPantiesCollector for a chance to be featured. We bow to your dedication and your digestion.

Collect them. Flaunt them. Archive them like holy underpants of the gut-healing gods — or just treasure them as silky little relics of your inner weirdo’s wardrobe.

  • ✨ Why Poop?

    Because poop is more than waste — it’s release.

    It’s your body’s way of saying,

    “I’ve taken in what I need, and now I’m letting go.”

    That’s not gross — that’s enlightened.

    And yet, from childhood, we’re taught to hide it.

    To rush it. To hold it in.

    To ignore the wisdom of our very core.

    We’re here to change that.

    One pair of undies at a time.

  • 🩲 Why Underwear?

    Because nothing gets closer to the truth. 😉

    Underwear is intimate. Personal. A statement.

    Whether you’re wearing them for a laugh, a healing ritual, or as a secret reminder that your body is worthy and wise —

    Poopy Panties are an invitation to come home to yourself.

  • 🫶 Who It’s For

    Poopy Panties aren’t just for one type of person — they’re for everyone brave enough to embrace the full, fabulous mess of being human.

    They’re for:

    💩 The gut health warriors with a supplement shelf that rivals a pharmacy

    💩 The nervous system retrainers learning to breathe, soften, and release

    💩 The ones healing from chronic illness, one bowel movement at a time

    💩 The radical self-lovers who know pooping is a pleasure, not a problem

    💩 The fierce, hilarious Aunt who overshares about her latest BM at every holiday dinner (and honestly, good for her)

    💩 The friends who text “I pooped!” as a spiritual victory

    💩 And the boyfriend who knows that fart jokes are forever 💨❤️

    Because real healing comes with a sense of humor — and the people who can laugh with you through it? They're the real sh*t.

  • 🌱 Why Now?

    Because we’ve spent too long pretending our bodies are wrong.

    Pretending we’re “too much” or “not enough”

    … when really, we just need to let sh*t go — literally and metaphorically.

    In an age of filters, control, and disconnection, poop reminds us that we’re real.

    Alive. Raw. Beautiful in our function.

    Poopy Panties is a love letter to the human body.

    A wink to the inner child who maybe needed more celebration during potty training.

    A rally cry for gut wisdom and comic relief.

  • 💖 The Sacred Art of Letting Go

    Behind the glitter and giggles, there’s a deeper message:

    Your body is your ally.

    Your digestion is your truth-teller.

    And letting go is a holy act.

    Whether you're on a healing journey from chronic illness, reclaiming your nervous system after trauma, or just trying to poop like a champ again — you belong here.

    This is a place where laughter meets liberation.

    Where your gut gets the spotlight.

    And where radical self-acceptance starts... from the bottom up.
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