Funny Women's Underwear – Golden Turd Power Panties – Black Poop Joke Lingerie, Gag Gift, Limited Edition, Confidence Boosting UndiesGOLDEN TURD Power Panties (Limited Edition)

GOLDEN TURD Power Panties (Limited Edition)

LIMITED EDITION SERIES # 001

💥 Product Description:

For the legends. The MVPs. The cheeks that earned their sparkle.

These limited-edition GOLDEN TURD Power Panties are for those who’ve turned their struggles into solid gold. A radiant metallic poop emoji sits proudly on a sleek black backdrop — a tribute to resilience, royalty, and a touch of ridiculous glory.

🌟 Gold on black, bold and unapologetic — for the buns that have seen some sh*t and come out shining.
👑 Adorned with the gleaming Golden Turd seal of honor — because you are the main character in your digestive redemption arc.
🖤 Sleek, comfy, and high-impact, these power panties offer both sass and softness.
💩 Designed to empower shadow workers, gut-healers, poop-positive peeps, and mischief-makers alike.

This is a limited edition drop, but surprise reruns may appear from time to time — so keep your third eye peeled and your butthole blessed. 🧿✨

Collect them, flaunt them, and wear your weird with pride.
Only the boldest booties will boast the Golden Turd.

Product features
- Crafted from 97% polyester and 3% spandex for durability and stretch.
- Showcases vibrant colors with advanced printing techniques for striking designs.
- Features a 4-way stretch for enhanced freedom of movement.
- Includes a plush, wide elastic waistband for ultimate comfort.
- Made in the USA with breathable, antimicrobial material.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)