🎄 Kiss My Mistle-Hole Holiday Poop Panties

Because it’s not truly Christmas until someone wears ridiculous underwear.

Meet the sassiest member of the Poopy Panties Holiday Collection — featuring a mischievous poop emoji in a Santa hat, rocking candy-cane striped undies under a festive sprig of mistletoe.
He’s cute, confident, and a little bit chaotic — just like you during December.

These are the perfect pair to wear when:

• You’re surviving holiday gatherings

• You’re done being polite

• You need a laugh every time you get dressed

• You believe humor is a valid coping mechanism

Soft, stretchy, and guaranteed to boost your serotonin, these undies turn holiday stress into holiday silliness — one booty wiggle at a time.

Product features
- Soft, stretch fabric: 97% polyester, 3% spandex for shape and durability
- 4-way stretch for freedom of movement
- Plush elastic waistband and regular fit for everyday comfort
- Vibrant, long-lasting all-over print with sewn-in label
- Breathable antimicrobial medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), made in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)