Philosophical Poopy Panties
I Poop Therefore I Am - Collector’s No. 003
Elevate your existential game with our Philosophical Poopy Panties. Thoughtfully cheeky, these undies pay homage to Descartes—with a digestive twist. Whether you’re pondering the mysteries of the universe or just having a really good poop, these soft, breathable panties will keep you grounded in comfort and humor.
Perfect for the deep thinker with a cheeky side, they’re a hilarious gift for philosophers, poets, potty-mouths, and anyone who believes that even bowel movements can be enlightening.
💩 Ethically irreverent
🧠 Intellectually silly
🍑 Designed for deep thoughts and deeper comfort
Because if you’re gonna question existence, you might as well do it in style.
Collector’s No. 003
