Funny Sacred Underwear for Women – Holy Shit Poop Panties with Spiritual Humor SACRED POOP Panties

Sacred Poop Panties

Collector’s No. 004

Wrap your divine derrière in sacred silliness.

These mystical undies are for the high priestess of poop — the goddess who knows that healing often begins in the gut... and sometimes ends in laughter. Featuring a celestial swirl of emoji enlightenment, these Sacred Poop Panties bless your booty with both reverence and ridiculousness.

🛐 Lightweight and stretchy for full spiritual freedom
💩 Iconic halo-poop design — for the enlightened eliminator
🌈 Perfect for shadow work, colonic prep, or just sacred lounging
👼 Five sizes for every holy hiney

Whether you’re purging trauma or just a taco, do it in style.

Collector’s No. 004

Product features
- 97% Polyester and 3% Spandex for durability and stretch
- Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques
- 4-way stretch for freedom of movement
- Plush elastic waistband for ultimate comfort
- Breathable and antimicrobial fabric for freshness

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)