Cuter than a swamp bubble. Realer than your therapist.
The mythical Poopopotamus has officially waddled onto your wardrobe—here to remind you that healing starts in the gut, giggles are sacred, and poop hats are always in style.
Whether you’re on a shadow work journey, a digestive detox, or just embracing your inner swamp creature, this tee delivers comfort, charm, and a wink of wise irreverence.
✨ Featuring:
A wide-eyed hippo with a poop crown (yes, royalty)
Ultra-soft tee in White, Sand, Cream, or Black
The word “Poopopotamus” in proud, poop-positive font
Vibes that say “I’m cute, but I’m doing deep inner work”
Wear it to yoga. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to your next colon cleanse. Because poop jokes are funny—and sacred.
Product features - Neck and shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching - Durably made with double-needle sleeve and bottom hems - Stretchable ribbed collar for a comfortable fit - Various fiber compositions to suit different color preferences - Classic fit with a medium fabric weight for everyday wear.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
