Skidmark Skivvies
Collector’s No. 014
Ever leave your mark on the world... literally? 💨
Introducing Skidmark Skivvies — where humor meets high-octane healing. These turbo-charged undies are for those who love to laugh, release shame, and embrace every messy mile of the human experience.
💩 Featuring our signature cool-poop-in-sunglasses logo drifting off in a red-hot whip,
complete with double burnout tracks because... let’s be honest...
some stains are worth celebrating.
Perfect for:
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🚙 IBS survivors with a sense of humor
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🧻 Shadow workers who’ve seen some 💩
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💝 The ultimate gag gift for your bestie, ex, or digestive soulmate
✨ Details:
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Smooth, stretchy poly blend (for now — 100% cotton coming soon!)
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Mid-rise fit for max comfort and containment
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Printed in vivid, fade-resistant poop-powered pigments
💡 Pair it with:
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Our "Let That Shit Go" pair for a full release
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A roll of TP and a card that says, “Thought you could use a backup.”
🛑 Warning:
May cause uncontrollable laughter and emotional relief.
Side effects include swagger, self-acceptance, and spontaneous fart confidence.
