Glitter Shitter — Collector’s No. 001
✨💩🦄 Because healing starts from the bottom up.
Introducing the myth, the legend, the glitter-studded booty blessing that started it all: Glitter Shitter Magical Undies — Collector’s No. 001 in the official Poopy Panties Pantheon™.
Adorned with a majestic unicorn mid-rainbow release and a sparkly golden pile of shadow work, these iconic cotton-blend beauties aren’t just underwear — they’re a wearable rite of passage. They say, “I’ve done the inner work… and I laughed my ass off doing it.”
🦄 Unicorn-approved.
💩 Shadow-integrated.
🌈 Ready for liftoff.
Perfect for lightworkers with gas, fart shamans, sparkle mystics, and anyone brave enough to let their truth fly with glitter and grace.
Full-back coverage with full-spectrum sass
Designed to make your inner child giggle and your shadow feel seen
A sacred relic for cheeky healers everywhere
💫 Own the legend. Start the collection.
Collector’s No. 001
