Women's Silly Underwear: Sacred Poop Panties in Turquoise – Collector’s No. 032| Funny Spiritual Underwear for Gut Health & Shadow Work

Product Description

Sacred Poop Panties in Turquoise
Collector’s No. 032

Wrap your divine derrière in sacred silliness — now in turquoise.

These mystical undies carry the same halo-poop enlightenment design as our original Sacred Poop Panties, but we simply had to offer them in this radiant new hue. Perfect for the high priestess (or high prankster) of poop, these sacred skivvies remind us that healing begins in the gut… and sometimes ends in laughter. Featuring the iconic golden poop halo radiating against a turquoise sky, this edition blesses your booty with reverence, ridiculousness, and a splash of color.

✨ Lightweight and stretchy for full spiritual freedom
💩 Iconic halo-poop design — for the enlightened eliminator
🌈 Perfect for shadow work, colonic prep, or sacred lounging
👑 Now available in turquoise for extra playful power
👼 Five sizes for every holy hiney

Whether you’re purging trauma or just a taco, do it in style.

Collector’s No. 032

.: Material: 97% polyester, 3% spandex
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Breathable antimicrobial fabric
.: Plush elastic waistband
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Made in the USA